请记得，要一边努力，一边快乐。
世界上没有快乐的地方，只有快乐的人。
阳光这么好，不要辜负今天。
让我们把快乐放大，放大，再放大！
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朋友圈的搞笑句子
「带女儿去打针，她爬凳子上对护士说：「姐姐，姐姐你轻点，要是把我打疼了，明天我就叫你阿姨，后天叫你奶奶。」」
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"Taking my daughter for an injection, she climbed onto a chair and said to the nurse, "Sister, please be gentle. If you hurt me, I will call you Auntie tomorrow and Grandma the day after tomorrow.""
「妈妈说，不要早恋，你现在谈的以后都是别人的老婆，我一听，哎哟，别人的老婆，想想就刺激。」
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"Mom said, don't fall in love too early. What you're talking about now will always be someone else's wife. When I hear it, oh, someone else's wife, thinking about it can be exciting."
「谁说男女生没有纯洁的友谊？只要长得丑，四海之内皆朋友。」
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"Who says there is no pure friendship between men and women? As long as you look ugly, you are friends all over the world."
「其实我小时候挺瘦的，一点也不胖，但是后来一句「不许剩饭」毁了我一生。」
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"Actually, when I was a child, I was quite thin and not fat at all, but later on, a phrase like "no leftovers" ruined my whole life."
「处对象这种事，冲我来，找别人算什么本事。」
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"Dealing with someone like this is not a skill to come to me and find someone else."
「熟练掌握PS技术，每天展示不一样的美。」
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"Proficient in PS technology, showcasing unique beauty every day."
「一旦学会摆烂，你会发现世界豁然开朗。」
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"Once you learn to mess things up, you will find that the world suddenly becomes bright."
「自己的失败固然可怕，但朋友的成功更让人揪心。」
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"Although one's own failure is terrifying, the success of friends is even more heart wrenching."
「不要相信女人，除非那个女人是我。」
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"Don't believe in women, unless that woman is me."
