"矮同事相亲,男骑摩托,她一蹦没上,男当她上了,走了半圈,回来她还在,笑翻众人。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/3bcc07e508698fb5fb63c02ff2d4c1e3.webp)
"我喜欢相亲,反正我奇葩,就等着看有多奇葩了。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/cb33638be6b5dede58747e79bed986a8.webp)
"相亲见同学哥,他问:来干嘛?媒人:你走开,这是你嫂子。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/9c9f09b8186039a6dd25044ea133a41b.webp)
"相亲晚上吵了一晚,他出门说‘就是打光棍也不会娶我’,最后他娶了我。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/9044015f4e8f1e1ae4b4e0ecc1b37116.webp)
"盲约,先吃饭,后公园,他想牵手,我推掉,他想抱,我吓坏,推他,掉水,他游泳救了自己。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/afaffaaacb88fb1d3dc4d29feef84d13.webp)
"相亲遇03女,我97,女嘱03男何处。尴尬后悔,永别盲约。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/7ee287a15aad65c09e55523201cc58ae.webp)
"媒人说他家生意,问南方媒人不说,猜是殡葬,原来是收破烂。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/6cbf0ae1705196cc28421ae1329c0305.webp)
"生孩子时,助产是我高中同学,她说:'别害怕,我来了。'"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/4a59a28a309cfeede76063a95cfe078d.webp)
"他说被逼的,我说我也是,然后我们说好了,说不合适,结果他告诉媒人我没看上他,简直太污蔑了。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/97701d7537e44fed13375750b37fd592.webp)
"相亲时她家老人去世,要我出丧葬费,说我克死了。太冒昧了!"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/f3ba09092c1cda5abaf62e0031d4f365.webp)
"高中同学变警察,抓了老师。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/633f9db65ac6346d5f1507dac1544e61.webp)
"同学在银行,我在公司做财务,他帮我办业务半天没搞定,还怕我投诉他。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/62b8e2fd23aef24b6a85983a21899dd9.webp)
"初中老师说我没出息,我随便说当医生。六年后,她在产房见证我接生。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/11da58e2ceb45c8c894f04d8c4f00cc9.webp)
"同事去医院,脱衣贴机器,发现医生是她学生,是检查完才知道的。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/6613ef23f571e44232dd1cb578756e0f.webp)
"我学幼教,班主任怀孕,毕业时她孩子上幼儿园,她的沉默震撼心灵。"
![](https://img.jasve.com/2024-4/d00bebacc411b106bb5feb8bd2f59f6e.webp)