請記得，要一邊努力，一邊快樂。
世界上沒有快樂的地方，只有快樂的人。
陽光這麽好，不要辜負今天。
讓我們把快樂放大，放大，再放大！
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朋友圈的搞笑句子
「帶女兒去打針，她爬凳子上對護士說：「姐姐，姐姐你輕點，要是把我打疼了，明天我就叫你阿姨，後天叫你奶奶。」」
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"Taking my daughter for an injection, she climbed onto a chair and said to the nurse, "Sister, please be gentle. If you hurt me, I will call you Auntie tomorrow and Grandma the day after tomorrow.""
「媽媽說，不要早戀，你現在談的以後都是別人的老婆，我一聽，哎喲，別人的老婆，想想就刺激。」
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"Mom said, don't fall in love too early. What you're talking about now will always be someone else's wife. When I hear it, oh, someone else's wife, thinking about it can be exciting."
「誰說男女生沒有純潔的友誼？只要長得醜，四海之內皆朋友。」
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"Who says there is no pure friendship between men and women? As long as you look ugly, you are friends all over the world."
「其實我小時候挺瘦的，一點也不胖，但是後來一句「不許剩飯」毀了我一生。」
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"Actually, when I was a child, I was quite thin and not fat at all, but later on, a phrase like "no leftovers" ruined my whole life."
「處物件這種事，沖我來，找別人算什麽本事。」
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"Dealing with someone like this is not a skill to come to me and find someone else."
「熟練掌握PS技術，每天展示不一樣的美。」
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"Proficient in PS technology, showcasing unique beauty every day."
「一旦學會擺爛，你會發現世界豁然開朗。」
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"Once you learn to mess things up, you will find that the world suddenly becomes bright."
「自己的失敗固然可怕，但朋友的成功更讓人揪心。」
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"Although one's own failure is terrifying, the success of friends is even more heart wrenching."
「不要相信女人，除非那個女人是我。」
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"Don't believe in women, unless that woman is me."
